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Hey I'm Danny. Or Danny Danger if you're so inclined. Just got a bunch of stuff I like here with a few handy link buttons to sort through my more frequently blogged varied interests. Enjoy :3
xenomorph112:

eri-boden:

raultherabbit:

ryuunakayama:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Okay but since fucking when has yoga been “only for girls”? I’m a guy and I’ve done the stretches several times and found it really relaxing and no one has ever judged me for it.

It’s not just for girls. But some people are really dumb and need to have their activities clearly made masculine so they don’t feel unbro and can go back to their baseball and mountain dew or whatever after.



straight guys are so weird

xenomorph112:

eri-boden:

raultherabbit:

ryuunakayama:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Okay but since fucking when has yoga been “only for girls”? I’m a guy and I’ve done the stretches several times and found it really relaxing and no one has ever judged me for it.

It’s not just for girls. But some people are really dumb and need to have their activities clearly made masculine so they don’t feel unbro and can go back to their baseball and mountain dew or whatever after.

straight guys are so weird

oncerbat:

Jervis gets jealous that Alice chose a different Hatter. 

(Source: sanxr)

keyofnik:

JESUS FUCKING WEPT MICHIRU WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING WEARING
YOU VOLUNTARILY DID THIS TO YOURSELF
BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS WAS YOU
THIS WAS 10000% YOU
"Ara, Haruka, isn’t this cute?"
"I don’t know, Michiru. It’s not mustard yellow."
"Don’t you think it’s lovely? Doesn’t the pink suit me?"
"……………yeeees?"
"And you know how I enjoy you in lilac. Try it on, Haruka."
"But—"
"Let’s both try it on. Together."
"Excuse me, miss, there’s only person allowed in a dressing room at a time, I’m afraid you’ll have to— Okay, never mind, I have stocking to do somewhere very far from this part of the store."
**MUCH LATER**
"I LOVE THESE SHIRTS MICHIRU."
"I knew you would."
AND THEN HARUKA HAS TO WEAR THIS AS PENANCE
HARUKA DOES NOT REALIZE THAT’S WHAT SHE’S DOING
BUT THAT’S WHAT SHE’S DOING
Haruka watches the girl in the tight pants just a little too long? “Haruka, let’s wear our special shirts today.”
Haruka flirts with the cute woman at the helicopter maintenance shop? “I want to see you in our shirt, Haruka.”
Haruka not doing anything much at all but Michiru just wants to remind EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON WITHIN THEIR EYESIGHT EXACTLY WHO HARUKA BELONGS TO? “Let’s wear our shirts, Haruka. Just like the first time we wore them.”
BECAUSE MAKE NO MISTAKE
THAT IS HARUKA WEARING A “PROPERTY OF MICHIRU KAIOH” SHIRT
AND HARUKA IS LUCKY MICHIRU ALLOWS HER TO EVER WEAR ANYTHING ELSE EVER

keyofnik:

JESUS FUCKING WEPT MICHIRU WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING WEARING

YOU VOLUNTARILY DID THIS TO YOURSELF

BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS WAS YOU

THIS WAS 10000% YOU

"Ara, Haruka, isn’t this cute?"

"I don’t know, Michiru. It’s not mustard yellow."

"Don’t you think it’s lovely? Doesn’t the pink suit me?"

"……………yeeees?"

"And you know how I enjoy you in lilac. Try it on, Haruka."

"But—"

"Let’s both try it on. Together."

"Excuse me, miss, there’s only person allowed in a dressing room at a time, I’m afraid you’ll have to— Okay, never mind, I have stocking to do somewhere very far from this part of the store."

**MUCH LATER**

"I LOVE THESE SHIRTS MICHIRU."

"I knew you would."

AND THEN HARUKA HAS TO WEAR THIS AS PENANCE

HARUKA DOES NOT REALIZE THAT’S WHAT SHE’S DOING

BUT THAT’S WHAT SHE’S DOING

Haruka watches the girl in the tight pants just a little too long? “Haruka, let’s wear our special shirts today.”

Haruka flirts with the cute woman at the helicopter maintenance shop? “I want to see you in our shirt, Haruka.”

Haruka not doing anything much at all but Michiru just wants to remind EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON WITHIN THEIR EYESIGHT EXACTLY WHO HARUKA BELONGS TO? “Let’s wear our shirts, Haruka. Just like the first time we wore them.”

BECAUSE MAKE NO MISTAKE

THAT IS HARUKA WEARING A “PROPERTY OF MICHIRU KAIOH” SHIRT

AND HARUKA IS LUCKY MICHIRU ALLOWS HER TO EVER WEAR ANYTHING ELSE EVER

(via thepreciousthing)